Sibling Bond Celebrations Gifts

"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'I'm gonna die.'