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"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

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'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'The worst part is listening to my parents' comparisons to my brother. He's a smart phone.'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'I'm gonna die.'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.