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The Role of the Firstborn

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Packaging Russian Dolls

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Reach for the Star.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Do you guys serve beer?"