Memory Stick Jester Gifts

Geeks and their dogs.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Hardware and software

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'He's all eyes!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

I am one with stupid.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Never poke fun.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Is he taking the piss?'

Texting Rodeo Clown

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Work's been really hard."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."