Melville Maverick Gifts

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Choose, Fenster

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Hairstyles

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

A man working on a model airplane

Ye Haul.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

The Senior Fashionista

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

Biker Hell No

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

Ahab's Last Call.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

'I wonder where he gets his ideas from?'