Melville Enthusiast Gifts

Ahab's Last Call.

"I, for one, don't see how Herman Melville relates to our life style."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Cut!

'So what are you studying, young man?'

TV-Man

TV jester.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Six Thinking Hats

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Choose, Fenster

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Child hooking into a television

New Marvel Heroes

This castle manager job better be for real.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Television guests' essentials in November.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Charles Dickens