Melville Fan Gifts

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Choose, Fenster

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Leonore from Fidelio

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

New Marvel Heroes

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

Paul Simon

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Leonard Cohen

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Doctor Jekyll. Whenever I get stuck formulating my potion, I go jogging. You can run, but you can't Hyde!

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

Uproarious hospitality

Ahab's Last Call.

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 6

"I've read all the greats."