Melville Maverick Mugs

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Choose, Fenster

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Hairstyles

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Beard, socks and sandals.

A man working on a model airplane

Ye Haul.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

The Senior Fashionista

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

Biker Hell No

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Ahab's Last Call.

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

LIV golf