Meltdown Managers Gifts

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Two children play with a pedal bin

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Project Manager Showdown

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."