Meltdown Managers Pillows

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dogs life

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Two children play with a pedal bin

Project Manager Showdown

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."