Mischief Managers Pillows

"Don't look Beryl! We've either had burglars or grandchildren!"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"The expensive ones taste the best."

Child crying because he has cut his finger with scissors

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'We were just so thrilled when we heard the council now includes naughty three year olds in the hard waste collection!'

Behavior Problems In Dogs.

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Bad, Bad Boy!

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Backfire

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.