'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'
Meltdown Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates creativity and quick wit? Our meltdown escape artist collection offers playful and clever items that honor those who think on their feet and love to escape tricky situations. Whether it's for a friend who always finds a way out or a loved one with a creative spark, you'll find witty mugs, t-shirts, and more that capture their inventive spirit.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Tweaking the CV.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Meltdown Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Meltdown Escape Artist Mugs
Looking for more clever mugs? Discover our range of products celebrating your meltdown escape artist’s inventive spirit—perfect for every coffee or tea moment.
Meltdown Escape Artist Pillows
Brighten their space with a playful pillow that celebrates the meltdown escape artist’s inventive nature—comfort and cleverness all in one.
Meltdown Escape Artist Prints
Find inspiring and witty prints that perfectly capture the essence of your creative escape artist’s personality—ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Meltdown Escape Artist T-Shirts
Explore our fun collection of T-shirts, ideal for the creative escape artist who loves showing off their clever side with style and humor.