Melatonin Enthusiast Gifts

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Ball as water-melon.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

365 Lemonade Stand

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'I need a jump!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."