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'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Ball as water-melon.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'I need a jump!'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Sugar Fix.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'