Meeting Survival Guide Connoisseur Gifts

'Am I boring you?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"We've got a problem."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

In Disguise.

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Shipwrecked.