Meeting Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the meeting cynic? Celebrate their sharp wit and skeptical outlook with thoughtful and funny items that resonate with their creative and critical mind. These gifts are designed to appreciate their unique perspective and add a touch of humor to their day.

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'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

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'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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Famous Oxymorons...

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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Will Self deprecation

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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Obama builds own gallows.

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"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel." mockup

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'That's it?'

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"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog). mockup

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

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'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.' mockup

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

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'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!' mockup

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

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Meeting Cynic Gifts Collection

Meeting Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for meeting cynics—perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate witty, sarcastic humor about workplace meetings.

Meeting Cynic Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to the meeting cynic—ideal for brightening their home or workspace with witty design.

Meeting Cynic Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the essence of the meeting cynic—great for decorating a workspace with humor and style.

Meeting Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts crafted for meeting cynics—funny, smart, and perfect for anyone who loves poking fun at corporate culture.