Meet The Parents Joke Pillows

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Are we there yet?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

First love.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

They Removed my Brain.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'