Meet The Parents Joke Pillows

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Are we there yet?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

First love.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

They Removed my Brain.

"Fasten your seat belt."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"The fish isn't renewable, but I know the fisherman has 6 kids and counting."