Meeting The Parents Pillows

'I have a very supportive family.'

"Don't worry, daddy already knows and likes you. He's hacked all your social media accounts."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

After dinner Brenda took Dave home to meet the family.

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

'No daughter of mine is marrying a good-for-nothing banker.'

"Don't be shy Kevin. My mum and dad won't bite."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Whatever you do, don't stare at my father's glass eye.'

'Your father doesn't like me does he?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'Are you familiar with the term "adverse selection"?'

"He's picking me up at eight, and don't worry Dad, he comes from a good pod..."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'I think Dad likes you but Mum might be a little harder to win over.'

Well, young lady, we think he's a little old for you, and he's not even a vowel!

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"And which solar system are you from?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

'You'll be happy to know, Father, he's not a liberal, Moderate or Conservative, Jason's a nothing!'

"We met online."

"I guess you could say I have a type."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."