Meeting The Parents Pillows

'I have a very supportive family.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Don't worry, daddy already knows and likes you. He's hacked all your social media accounts."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!

After dinner Brenda took Dave home to meet the family.

'Your father doesn't like me does he?'

'No daughter of mine is marrying a good-for-nothing banker.'

"Don't be shy Kevin. My mum and dad won't bite."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

"We met online."

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."

'Are you familiar with the term "adverse selection"?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

"He's picking me up at eight, and don't worry Dad, he comes from a good pod..."

Well, young lady, we think he's a little old for you, and he's not even a vowel!

"And which solar system are you from?"

'I think Dad likes you but Mum might be a little harder to win over.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'Why do I have the felling that your parents don't trust me?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'You'll be happy to know, Father, he's not a liberal, Moderate or Conservative, Jason's a nothing!'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"You'll love my mother."

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

"Great parents—genetic?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."