Medusa Fan Gifts

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Medusa as a younster (With snake eggs on head).

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

'If only gray hair and split ends were my only hair problems.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Each door opens up a new curse."

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Quiet Night

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Nap time!

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'