Medusa Fan Prints

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Well, say something! I saw the way you looked at Medusa!

Medusa as a younster (With snake eggs on head).

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

'If only gray hair and split ends were my only hair problems.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Alcohol Culture vs. Pot Culture

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Colin Quinn