Medusa Makeover Master Gifts

"Really...Again!"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Curling your hair for no reason

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Decorating with Children

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Organized chaos.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

In Disguise.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

"It's garage music."