Medusa Makeover Master Pillows

"Really...Again!"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Curling your hair for no reason

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

One Size Fits All.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Organized chaos.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

In Disguise.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"It's garage music."

US Camouflage School

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.