Magic Trick Maestro Pillows

Book and magician

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Charles Addams.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Edgar Allan Poe

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Go on! Pick a card.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

The original sundial.

Candle Size

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"You call that a KISS?"

"It's garage music."

And that's why I'm still single!

Spinning Plates!