Magic Trick Maestro Pillows

Book and magician

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Charles Addams.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

A voodoo doctor.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

The original sundial.

Tom Mullica.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Candle Size

"It's garage music."

"You call that a KISS?"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

And that's why I'm still single!