Madonna Fan Gifts

"I'll ask just one more time...does this outfit make me look like Madonna?"

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Bowled over again!

Mozart on a computer,

Currently Boston

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Ringo Starr

Elton John

Ariana Grande caricature

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Maestro

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Root 66.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Shaken."

Don Giovanni

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

On the red carpet

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

1870's disco

Ed Sheeran.

"Take me to David Bowie."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'