Madonna Admirers Gifts

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Rise of Modern Art

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Harriet Walter

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Celine Dion

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Madonna

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

A Wrestler Abroad

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

Justin Bieber

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

King James I

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Woo! Three new followers!"

"Is it gold yet?"

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

"I had a huge crush on him, he was so handsome, but then this girl kissed him and he transformed into a human: I was heart-broken..."

Princess Snail Ride

'Stop feeling guilty. Our spells work. Our potions are effective. Why shouldn't we live well?'

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'