Supermodel Fan Gifts

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Supermom.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Stonehenge Explained

"Which one's yours?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"