Diva Fans Gifts

Singer with microphone coming from her cleavage.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Barbara Streisand

The Chippendales go through airport security.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Celine Dion

Closed Thursdays.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Frankie and Annette.

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

Madonna

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

I'm getting hoarse let's lip sync to Mariah Carey

Almost Your Time.

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

Michael Jackson

Adele plus inspiration

Classic Impressions...

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XV. - At the derby.

Celebrity Poodle.

Diana Ross

Princess Snail Ride

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

Maybe you should have called them "The Ten New Year's Resolutions" --- that way they might have lasted at least a couple of weeks.

'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'

"I, of course, meant seven business days."

Gender Balance

NOTICE ME

'And make it look like an accident.'