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The Working Woman's Magazine

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Mikado

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Herb's from Texas."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Sex Section in the Library

Free love

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

Carpe diem

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"It's the racket season again!"

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'