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Barbara Streisand

Party Animals.

Back to school.

The Working Woman's Magazine

Mikado

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Herb's from Texas."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Sex Section in the Library

Free love

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

Carpe diem

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Liberty, equality, sorority.

You have to hunt a different one

Party Party!

"It's the racket season again!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

'You don't need another, Herb. By the way, the sweatband goes around your head.'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.