Madonna Admirers T-Shirts

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Rise of Modern Art

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Harriet Walter

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Celine Dion

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

A Wrestler Abroad

King James I

"Woo! Three new followers!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

"Is it gold yet?"

'Stop feeling guilty. Our spells work. Our potions are effective. Why shouldn't we live well?'

"I had a huge crush on him, he was so handsome, but then this girl kissed him and he transformed into a human: I was heart-broken..."

Princess Snail Ride

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

'I stink, therefore I HAM'.

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'