Beyonce Fan Gifts

Beyonce plays gig in Dubai

Beyonce in Cuba.

Bowled over again!

Currently Boston

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Leonore from Fidelio

Ringo Starr

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Football supporters.

Hollywood or bust!

Barbie Oscars

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Elton John

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Dua Lipa caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Vannamania

Amy Schumer

Stephen Fry

"Shaken."

Antonio Banderas

Elvis fans

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."