Mediumship Gifts

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"What can you tell me about my life?"

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

"We've made contact. Here's a tweet from your late husband."

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

The Paranormal Society...

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

"His first out-of-body experience."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Cry babies.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

The Environmentalist

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"