Mediumship Curious Gifts

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Do Guns Kill?

"But what if this is all there is?"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I've found a good book...'

God hounded by the media.

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

The Paranormal Society...

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Can you do something for my teenage son? He's afraid of hard work.'

"What can you tell me about my life?"

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."