Spiritual But Curious Gifts

'I've found a good book...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Chill Out Worshippers!

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man