Spiritual But Curious Pillows

'I've found a good book...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Chill Out Worshippers!

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Free why-fi.”

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"Holy water, holy water...."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

"He's mad at God."

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man