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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

"We've made contact. Here's a tweet from your late husband."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

The Paranormal Society...

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

"His first out-of-body experience."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Cry babies.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

The Environmentalist

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."