Meditation Enthusiast During Market Dips Gifts

"I'm not really a guru. I just come up here to meditate when there's a stock market correction."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

My God, I need to fart.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Zenemies.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Yoga classes door.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Yoga.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Stressed over time management

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Why am I running?

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.