Meditation Enthusiast During Market Dips T-Shirts

"I'm not really a guru. I just come up here to meditate when there's a stock market correction."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Zenemies.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

My God, I need to fart.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Stressed over time management

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Why am I running?

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class