Medieval Reenactment Gifts

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

Helmet Tan Line

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

'I don't like the look of their new weapon!'

Bazooka Jousting

'Putter'.

"Security is lax on this side."

Giving a knight an injection.

Knight and his wife.

Knight Spraying WD40 Under Arms.

"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Horse reverses out of his armour.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"On holiday again George"

'I need a mattress that will provide a good knight's sleep.'

'See? When we both make that little jog to the right at the last minute...'

'If you say, 'arrowing experience once more, I'm going to thump you.'

Naked Knight

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Knight Supplies

A suit of armour

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Knights Jousting with "Void" rubber stamps.

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Medieval Knievel

Wouldn't Eat His Vegetables. Please Pelt Vigorously!

Joan of Arch

"What's with your husband?" "It's his turn to bathe Subira." "Crotch. Must protect the crotch."

'No sign of attack yet. Though, I think I see a signal coming through. What do you think a bunch of 'M's would mean?'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"