Medieval Minds Gifts

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Early model of baggage claim"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"I welcome the discussion."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"