Medieval Mystic Gifts

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

God's Phone

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"All the celebrities come here."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Witches of Instagram

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Lovers

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Crystal Ball Plug

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Snake with headphones.