Medieval Minds Prints

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Swiss army knife

Hildegard von Bingen

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"But I use all of them!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"I welcome the discussion."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'None shall pass!'