Medieval Prints

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'The barbarians are at the gate!'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Knight being ridiculed for the condition of his lance.

'I knew we should've brought the big ladder.'

King Richard I

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"Hello! HELLO!! I have to pee! HELLOOO!.."

"I'm upgrading our entertainment center."

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"

"There's been talk of having you disbarred."

"Our armies were vanquished and the King was killed but the important thing is we had fun."

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

Come here often?

'My kingdom for a ramp!'

A Knight out on the town.

Medieval boating on castle moat.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Dragon BBQs.

'He was just a temp.'

'That wasn't boiling oil. That was my laundry!'

Medieval King

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Knights at Fulfillment Center

Fort

'I think we are just about to be found out.'