Medieval T-Shirts

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'The barbarians are at the gate!'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Knight being ridiculed for the condition of his lance.

'I knew we should've brought the big ladder.'

Dragon BBQs.

King Richard I

Medieval boating on castle moat.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

A Knight out on the town.

'My kingdom for a ramp!'

Come here often?

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

"Our armies were vanquished and the King was killed but the important thing is we had fun."

"There's been talk of having you disbarred."

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"

"I'm upgrading our entertainment center."

"Hello! HELLO!! I have to pee! HELLOOO!.."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'He was just a temp.'

'That wasn't boiling oil. That was my laundry!'

Medieval King

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Knights at Fulfillment Center

Fort

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Drone Falconer