Medieval Researcher Prints

'Here comes the King, Lancelot! Quick! -- Scrunch down in there!'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Joust Sharpener

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

TV jester.

Swiss army knife

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

underwater knight

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'