Medical Show Fan Gifts

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Medical Center.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"There's a shortage of beds, dear."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

No, you don't need to be "gluten-free." I said "glutton-free"!

Scrip Doctor

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'I'm going on vacation so here are a few prescriptions for a laxative, decongestant, antacid, analgesic, and antidepressant to tide you over.'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

'That's the most unusual rash I've ever seen, Mr Lichtenstein.'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"....I may never slither again."