Medical Series Fans Gifts

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'You're fine it's just ketchup.'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."

"I'm just going to hook you up to the machine, so it will look like we're doing something for you."

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'He put up a good fight to the end.'

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"