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'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

'You're fine it's just ketchup.'

"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."

"I'm just going to hook you up to the machine, so it will look like we're doing something for you."

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'He put up a good fight to the end.'

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"