Medical Show Fan Pillows

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"There's a shortage of beds, dear."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Medical Center.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Scrip Doctor

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'I'm going on vacation so here are a few prescriptions for a laxative, decongestant, antacid, analgesic, and antidepressant to tide you over.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"....I may never slither again."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'That's the most unusual rash I've ever seen, Mr Lichtenstein.'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'