Medical Sarcasm Specialist Gifts

Looking for a gift that tickles the funny bone of a medical sarcasm specialist? Our collection of witty, cleverly crafted items captures the humor and sharp wit of healthcare humor enthusiasts. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh amidst the seriousness of medicine, these products make humorous statements on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that resonate with their unique perspective.

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'I'm sorry, Timmy, but your parents' insurance doesn't allow for you to grab a sucker on the way out.'

'I'm sorry, Timmy, but your parents' insurance doesn't allow for you to grab a sucker on the way out.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Timmy, but your parents' insurance doesn't allow for you to grab a sucker on the way out.'

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty." mockup

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think." mockup

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere." mockup

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

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"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...." mockup

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers. mockup

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

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The Snarky District

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!" mockup

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

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Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop' mockup

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

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"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks." mockup

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

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'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.' mockup

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

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"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!" mockup

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

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"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

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"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties." mockup

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

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"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother." mockup

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

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"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'" mockup

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

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WTF?

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"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!" mockup

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

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Batsford doesn't suffer fools gladly. mockup

Batsford doesn't suffer fools gladly.

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"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married." mockup

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

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Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest. mockup

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

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"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls." mockup

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

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Medical Sarcasm Specialist Gifts Collection

Medical Sarcasm Specialist Mugs

Looking for more witty and humorous products? Check out our collection of funny mugs perfect for medical sarcasm specialists.

Medical Sarcasm Specialist Pillows

Add some humor to their home or office with our witty pillows. Perfect for medical sarcasm fans needing a cozy, funny touch.

Medical Sarcasm Specialist Prints

Explore our humorous prints that celebrate medical sarcasm. Ideal for decorating any space with clever, funny artwork.

Medical Sarcasm Specialist T-Shirts

Discover a variety of humorous t-shirts that celebrate medical humor and sarcasm. Great for expressing their personality and love for witty commentary.