Medical Minimalist Gifts

'Remember: medical insurance is like a hospital gown - You're never covered as much as you think you are.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

The Bare Minimum

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Horn of Plenty.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.